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Post by Clarissa on Apr 11, 2014 13:48:16 GMT
These are just some meaningless unfunny jokes to get people sighing or laughing. Unfunny jokes:
1. Why was everyone jumping for joy?
Because joy was stuck on the ceiling.
2. Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
3. What time is it if an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.
4. Do you know they joke about the wall?
No.
You wouldn't get over it.
5. Who has friends for lunch?
A cannibal.
6. When is it a bad time to buy a new car?
When you're not at the car shop.
7. How do you stop a bull charging?
Take away it's credit card.
8. What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just gave a little wine.
9. How can you tell if an elephant is under your bed?
Your nose is touching the ceiling.
10. What coat has the most sleeves?
A coat of arms.
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Post by lucyrob on Apr 11, 2014 14:41:13 GMT
Love this!
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Post by BethH on Apr 11, 2014 15:19:24 GMT
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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Post by Nick with OCD on Apr 11, 2014 15:30:17 GMT
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff
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Post by BethH on Apr 11, 2014 15:51:15 GMT
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
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Post by Clarissa on Apr 11, 2014 17:56:53 GMT
Alex got that immediately. -_-
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